The Club 312 promises our people more than health. We’re here to help you cure the toxicity of everyday life with self-care for your actual whole self — because every bit of you deserves the best, best, best.

We promise a place for holistic wellness in every way we can come up with. We’re always learning and discovering new techniques and practices for you. Because sometimes, what’s toxic is fun. (Right!?) Sometimes it’s trash. (True.) But it’s a part of modern life that we gotta learn to live with. So, let’s keep it real and practice real self-care.

There’s a lotta toxicity in our city. There’s a lotta clubs, too. But there’s no other club that’s got you like the Club 312. This is your club — the place you can come to let it all go and leave feeling as clean as you wanna be. Our goal is to help you achieve your goals so you can live a better, fuller life as your whole, best self.

Welcome to the club. We’re amped to have you here.